EVIDENCE that Uhuru is NOT UNITING Kenyans nor Observing Spirit of the 2010 Constitution

Ladies and gentlemen, ours is a very funny nation with unholy polity. It is only here in Kenya where, when you identify tribalism, you are called tribal, When you point out thieves, you are called a thief.

Today I want you to know your Permanent Secretaries as appointed by the Jubilee government. As usual, their followers will call me tribal but remember these are the people telling Kenyans their main agenda is to bring Kenyans together. Be the judge:

1.Karanja Kibicho
2.Micah Powon
3.Kamau Thugge
4.Chris Kiptoo
5. Belio Kipsang
6. Dinah Jerotich
7. Wilson Nyakera Irungu
8. John Musonik
9. Paul Maringa Mwangi
10. Betty Chemutai Maina
11. Joseph Njoroge
12. Andrew Kamau Ng’ang’a
13. Andrew K. Tuimur
14. Nancy Karigithu
15. Julius Korir
16. Fred Sigor
17. Patrick Nduati

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WHAT DP Ruto FORGETS: Economic Development is like delivering an ORGASM, it is HER to feel it!

By Luanda Magere
I have always said that economic development is like delivering orgasms. It is the recipient, through positive sounds or intense gyrations, who will let you know if your contact with the Gspot has borne fruits. Exact same way that people in the grassroots should be the ones expressing pleasure at your much touted economic development.

If you find that you have to call press conferences or town hall meetings to enumerate what you have done, son, it means you have done nothing! And don’t take it personally, because not everyone is wired to deliver orgasms….er…I mean, development!

In this Jubilee self praise about orgasmic delivery, Central and Rift Valley can go on faking their orgasms because they have never known any better, and because their 50 years in abusive relationships won’t yield any liberalisation where it matters.

The rest of the country won’t partake in this Gspot fraud, town hall meetings or not.

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The LIES DP Ruto TOLD about Jubilee ACHIEVEMENTS and WHAT Raila CORD Should DO

By Jackson Omondi


The Jubilee administration just handed CORD a golden opportunity to repudiate Jubilee's faux achievements and agenda.


What more can one ask for? Jubilee chose an award winning corruption superstar to make its case! How easy can we have it?


Watching the DP talk about the war on corruption was like watching a 'panda mbegu preacher' talking about righteousness! It doesn't get any easier than that!





The nauseating tutorial about electricity proliferation was the starkest irony!





A country with hundreds of thousands of schools in which kids study under trees was being treated to a lecture on school zone electrification! Damn.





On the utumishi kwa wote welfare, the cops who can barely get privacy in their households, much less fend for their families must have felt like they were living in Pluto!





Oh, and the digit-dropping presentation missed the intended audience because most Kenyans are condemned to routine power rationing! There is no amount of empirical data that will convince cosmopolitan dwellers that Jubilee finally figured a way out for them while they spend many hours or sometimes days without electricity!





It's funny that the DP heralded Jubilee's 'stepping aside' policy as an effective means of fighting corruption when we all know that people who matter to them get politically sanitized and then get right back to work! Heck, some seek 'lighter duties' that turn out to be heavier than their previous responsibilities!





From a political strategy point of view, the guy who decided to give the DP this kamikaze pilot duty is a genius! Why? If you are an administration that's embroiled in eternal corruption and political chicanery, and you have an incumbent that MUST win reelection and if you front him out on TV to make the case for a failing government, you will decisively tarnish his image and wound him politically. Why would you give him a poisoned chalice? I would not!





The UK geniuses picked the loudest chest thumper with the biggest mouth and sent him out to make a fool out of himself in the name of 'making the case' for Jubilee.





When it was all said and done, the Kenyan people saw the only Jubilee Principal, who still has ICC issues and has been adversely mentioned in several corruption cases, making the case against corruption! Just imagine the number of Kenyans who picked up on the glaring oxymoron! Kenyans are not stupid.


By the way, UK still remains 'clean.'





Talk about political real estate to work with! Over to you CORD! Don't blow this up.

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SHOCKING Uganda POLICE SEXUALLY assaulted FEMALE SOCCER FANS in pretext of Security check

No taking chances today as Uganda national team fans were frisked to attend a match between their team and Burkina



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EXPOSED INSULTED Raila in his speech delivered in Gikuyu language

Inside Uhuru's coded and Raila hating Kikuyu Speech



By Janet Mwikali-White



Smarting from the incisive article by David Ndii, the Supreme Court imposed president Kenyatta in demonstration of sinking reality, and having forgotten that his ICC case can be revived any time, was at it again spewing hate speech.



It looked like an ISIS or even Ku Klux Klan rally, held in the dark of night at one of his tribal stronghold. For those who could understand a little Kikuyu, it was clear that Uhuru's abused his immunity to prosecution to propagate what may sow the seeds of 2017 post election. This is unfathomable for a man who was at the center of ICC investigations and prosecution by ICC Chief Prosecutor Ocampo, and her successor Bensouda. It just shows how "flawed the case became after the elimination of witnesses". But u know what, the law always catches up with serial criminals. The pattern is that Uhuru will, through his entire life display tribal affinity, and inciting-like warmongering behavior, unless a way is found to lock him up. My gut feeling is that General Mukabira, is a more lethal version of general Kiguoya before him. Like a snake, he is a danger to peace and stability, rather than its guarantor as bestowed upon him by a settlement of 2013 dispute at the Supreme Court and therefore Constitution, even though not constitutionally elected.



General Mukabira scandalizingly and belittlingly described Raila as a frequent toilet goer, who, while PM was more bothered about how his toilet looked compared to Kibaki's toilet. Talks like this are interpreted by uneducated village folks as saying that "he should be stoned on sight".



He also abusingly described Raila as a glutton who when you give him Ugali(choice of Ugali coz he is Luo, and Ugali is supposed to be a Luo dish). That when you give Raila Ugali, he will say he wants chapati, and once you serve him the chapati, he asks where the ugali is. In other words, that Raila can eat Ugali and Chapati interchangeably. Uhuru should introspect and reflect on Ndii's article which made us imagine a Kenya that's failed and balkanized, and I take that article as a clarion call for unity. Anyone who reads the Ndii article should take this as a moment to seek a united Kenya, rather than one where a president spews venom. Kikuyus as businessmen need customers, who are the other 41 tribes. Kikuyus are rich because they have customers in the other 41 tribes, who if they were to boycott their goods, their businesses would collapse. And so we are all, as 42 tribes interdependent, and not independent of each other, as Uhuru, General "Mukabira" would want his tribesmen to believe.



He continued to struggle with explaining that he "defeated" Raila fair and square. Even the Kikuyus didnt believe him. They know he never won fair and square. I wish he could say this outside his tribal strongholds of say Coast or Maasai land, Kisiiland or Western. But he knows best to only say it infront of his tribal and only true support. Kalenjins only support him because of Ruto. If Ruto was to abandon him, then he would move from a two tribe support president, to a one tribe support.



It's surprising how a frustrated president would resort to a desperate move to incite his tribesmen against a popular leader who commands a 40 tribe coalition of support. He is jealous that Raila has united this nation, but he should desist from alienating his supporters, and draw them towards the rest of Kenya, by working with Raila, Kalonzo and Wetangula.



Just like Mutahi Ngunyi, Moses Kuria, Seth Odongo and so on were investigated and prosecuted by NCIC and Tobiko, we need to hear Kaparo castigating Uhuru's divisive and tribal rhetoric, and probably writing him a protest letter. The hateful things he said in that video were vile! If unchecked, Uhuru is in the process of grooming another

generation of 1 against 41 Kikuyus.



I dare the PSCU to release the certified(by UN translators, dont trust police) translation transcripts of that violence coded and cleansing loaded rhetoric, and also the NCIC should move fast and investigate Uhuru before Raila supporters get pissed off and demand an apology. Because Uhuru does need to apologise for saying Raila eats ugali, simply because he is Luo. Uhuru should desist from preying on the prejudices of his tribesmen for the sake of a united Kenya.



The Writer is a Hate Speech Analyst

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EXPOSED Uhuru INSULTED Raila in his speech delivered in Gikuyu language EMBARRASSING for a President

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Inside Uhuru's coded and Raila hating Kikuyu Speech











By Janet Mwikali-White











Smarting from the incisive article by David Ndii, the Supreme Court imposed president Kenyatta in demonstration of sinking reality, and having forgotten that his ICC case can be revived any time, was at it again spewing hate speech.











It looked like an ISIS or even Ku Klux Klan rally, held in the dark of night at one of his tribal stronghold. For those who could understand a little Kikuyu, it was clear that Uhuru's abused his immunity to prosecution to propagate what may sow the seeds of 2017 post election. This is unfathomable for a man who was at the center of ICC investigations and prosecution by ICC Chief Prosecutor Ocampo, and her successor Bensouda.











It just shows how "flawed the case became after the elimination of witnesses". But you know what, the law always catches up with serial criminals. The pattern is that Uhuru will, through his entire life display tribal affinity, and inciting-like warmongering behavior, unless he is punished by the law. My gut feeling is that General Mukabira, is a more lethal version of general Kiguoya before him. Like a snake, he is a danger to peace and stability, rather than its guarantor as bestowed upon him by a settlement of 2013 dispute at the Supreme Court and therefore Constitution, even though not constitutionally elected.











General Mukabira scandalizingly and belittlingly described Raila as a frequent toilet goer, who, while PM was more bothered about how his toilet looked compared to Kibaki's toilet. <strong>Talks like this are interpreted by uneducated village folks</strong> as saying that "he should be stoned on sight".











He also abusingly described Raila as a glutton who when you give him Ugali(choice of Ugali coz he is Luo?, and Ugali is supposed to be a Luo dish). That when you give Raila Ugali, he will say he wants chapati, and once you serve him the chapati, he asks where the ugali is. In other words, that Raila can eat Ugali and Chapati interchangeably.











Uhuru should introspect and reflect on Ndii's article which made us imagine a Kenya that's failed and balkanized, and I take that article as a clarion call for unity. Anyone who reads the Ndii article should take this as a moment to seek a united Kenya, rather than one where a president spews venom. Kikuyus as businessmen need customers, who are the other 41 tribes. Kikuyus are rich because they have customers in the other 41 tribes, who if they were to boycott their goods, their businesses would collapse. <strong>And so we are all, as 42 tribes interdependent, and not independent of each other</strong>, as Uhuru, General "Mukabira" would want his tribesmen to believe.











He continued to struggle with explaining that he "defeated" Raila fair and square. Even the Kikuyus didnt believe him. They know he never won fair and square. I wish he could say this outside his tribal strongholds of say Coast or Maasai land, Kisiiland or Western. But he knows best to only say it infront of his tribal and only true support.











Kalenjins only support him because of Ruto. If Ruto was to abandon him, then he would move from a two tribe support president, to a one tribe support. It's surprising how a frustrated president would resort to a desperate move to incite his tribesmen against a popular leader who commands support accross the nation. Is he jealous that Raila has united this nation?, but he should desist from alienating his supporters, and draw them towards the rest of Kenya, by working with Raila, Kalonzo and Wetangula.











Just like Mutahi Ngunyi, Moses Kuria, Seth Odongo, Robert Alai and so on were investigated and prosecuted by NCIC and Tobiko,<strong> we need to hear Kaparo castigating Uhuru's divisive and tribal rhetoric,</strong> and probably writing him a protest letter. The hateful things he said in that video were vile! If unchecked, Uhuru is in the process of grooming another generation bitter Kenyans divided a long tribal lines.











I dare the PSCU to release the certified(by UN translators, dont trust police) translation transcripts of that violence coded and cleansing loaded rhetoric, and also the NCIC should move fast and investigate Uhuru before Raila supporters get pissed off and demand an apology. Because Uhuru does need to apologise for saying Raila eats ugali, simply because he is Luo. Uhuru should desist from preying on the prejudices of his tribesmen for the sake of a united Kenya.











<strong>The Writer can smell Hate Speech from miles a way...</strong>

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COURT EXPOSES HOW Jimnah Mbaru and National Bank Chairman Hassan CONNED Investor over 400Million

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&NewLine;In a judgment delivered by Justice Eric Ogola&comma; Dyer &amp&semi; Blair Investment Bank and CFC Stanbic Bank are to pay Mr John Kung’u Kiarie – a former director of the Kenya Commercial Bank &lpar;KCB&rpar; – over Sh300 million plus interest at 16 per cent per year from October 21&comma; 2007 to date for under-declaring his returns on investment&period;
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&NewLine;&OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;It is the finding of this court that the 2nd defendant &lpar;Stanbic Bank&rpar; joined the 1st defendant &lpar;Dyer &amp&semi; Blair Investment Bank&rpar; in a complicated wave of deceit whose aim was to trade with the plaintiff’s money without accounting for interest&comma;” Justice Ogola ruled&period;
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&NewLine;Mr Kung’u had been a longtime customer of Dyer &amp&semi; Blair&comma; who occasionally invested in the stock markets&period;
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&NewLine;In April 2003&comma; he met the then Dyer &amp&semi; Blair general manager&comma; Mr Mohamed Hassan – current chairman of National Bank of Kenya board of directors – and they agreed that he would invest Sh100 million in the bond markets&comma; among other places&period;
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&NewLine;It is at this point that the wave of deceit kicked in as Justice Ogola would note&semi; &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;Just when the money was being received for the further re-investment&comma; an investigation on the plaintiff’s account was commenced by the Central Bank of Kenya Fraud Investigation Unit and immediately&comma; and allegedly in synchrony&comma; and as if they were waiting for this&comma; the first defendant- unilaterally and unlawfully froze the plaintiff’s account&comma; thereby rendering the reinvestment and access thereto impossible&period;”
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&NewLine;The criminal case would run from 2003 to 2007&comma; during which time the two institutions are said to have continued illegally holding Mr Kiarie’s funds&period;
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&NewLine;Evidence adduced shows that the account continued to be drawn in what the court concluded Mr Kiarie’s money was being actively traded with by the two institutions&period;
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&NewLine;In his ruling&comma; the judge said that from the evidence&comma; the freezing orders were nothing but a creation of Dyer &amp&semi; Blair through letters written by Mr Hassan&comma; who offered to freeze the account even when no such request was asked by the banking fraud unit&period;
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&NewLine;&OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;The first defendant &lpar;Dyer &amp&semi; Blair&rpar; volunteered freezing the account by telling the Central Bank of Kenya Fraud Investigation Unit that following your inquiry&comma;… we will also freeze the account until further instructions from yourself&period;"
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&NewLine;Noting that the person &lpar;Mr Hassan&rpar; who negotiated and signed agreement with Mr Kiarie to invest the fund was the same person who signed the letter to &OpenCurlyDoubleQuote;freeze” the account&period;
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&NewLine;On the collapse of the criminal case&comma; Mr Kiarie filed the case against Dyer &amp&semi; Blair and Stanbic for Sh465 million&comma; as his return on investment for the five-year period&period;
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