We don’t pick lazy people for our concerts ,DJs ,artists told

By Sheriff Juma(Muzikal Sheriff)

Let Me make this Clear and Put this Baby to Rest Once and For All for Artists and Deejays …

Artists: Hakuna Mambo na Criteria ya kuchaguliwa for these concerts or sijui cartel.. Thats Nonsense .. Kazi Yako Ikionekana Ata Hautahitaji kupigia mtu simu ku hustle juu ya Show.. Utapigiwa tu simu.. Jitume and Push your Craft.. Unapata artist anaongea mbaya, ukiitisha mziki ako tu nazo kwa flash disk yake.. No Youtube Account, No Nothing.. Ata Twitter na Instagram Account hakuna.. Facebook aliweka update ya mwisho 1970 so who knows them or even knows their music?.. Is the Promoter Supposed to do research and find you or should your work sell you? Have You Networked well in the right circles? I will tell you for Free.. NO Promoter and I Repeat, NO promoter will put Money on you to Gamble Kama there’s no Value you adding them, We don’t Live in that Perfect World, The sooner you understand this the better for you.. Wacha Hizi Mnaambiwa Left right and Centre.. Kitu Ya Kwanza Promoter anaulizanga ni..

1. Ako na Crowd?
2. Ako na Mziki?
3. Can he Perform with a Live Band? ama ni wale wa Deejay, Deejay.. weka Next Track and Bado kwa hio Next track he doesn’t even sound like mwenye ameimba hio wimbo.. Hakuna Tizi, Kulewa ni 24/7 .. sauti inaharibika .. If the Shoe fits, Correct yourself.

Deejays: Stop being Lazy, Network Well, Be Active, Keep your ear on the ground and Have the Right contacts.. Kama Kazi Yako ni Kushinda Club ukikata Maji na Kufuata Madem then utabaki tu hapo ukipiga domo kaya.. While you are Busy Chasing Skirts, People are Busy Chasing Contracts and Following up on ‘Nimeskia Kuna concert inapangwa.. Nani anapanga?’ .. Right Now i already Know which artists are coming to Kenya Mpaka March 2020.. Wewe Unangoja Kuona Poster Kwanza Ndio Uanze Kuteta Sijui Cartel Sijui What Nonsense .. Push Yourself and make yourself Visible and Just like i told the Artists.. No Promoter Will Bet their money on you Kama Hauna Value.. What are you bringing on the table? .. Promoter will always ask the same questions

1. Nipe Social Media Account Yake, Is He Active?, What does He post?.. Does he Post Like a Robot?
2. Ako na Crowd?.. What Kind of Crowd does he Pull?
3. Anachezanga Wapi na Wapi? and Make No Mistake.. They will come to your Event or send people and You will Not Know 4. Ako aje kwa Machines?
5. Ni Mtu Anapiga Pombe Sana?.. Yes, they ask that..
6. Ako Aje Pande Ya PR? .. Can they Express themselves

Ask yourself those Crucial Questions and ask your friends as well to Reply for you and If all of them are Positive na Bado Haupigiwi Simu then my Friend Tafuta Huyo amekukalia chapo juu Ata Mimi Siwezi Kukusaidia.

Bottomline: For all the Above.. Network, Network, Network .. I can’t emphasize on that more.. Your Network is your Networth!.. Kumbuka Mafans na Warembo Watachoma ndom na Wewe But usisahau Wako Sherehe after kufanya Kazi Zao While wewe Uko Kazi. Lalisha Radar Utarwadwa na Industry

Finally Fans, Tuambieni Ukweli ata kama Nitakasirika But Umesema Ukweli.. hii Sugarcoating Mnatufanyia tunajiona tumekua ma star mpaka tunasahau kazi sio poa.. some of us Deejays and Artists Don’t know how do sift through all the praises or even rise above the fame or Control it.. We Get Drunk with the Fame and the Extra Attention Mpaka Tunajisahau tunaanza Kukojolea Kazi..

Hii Mambo Nimesema is in relation to the Concerts and Events only…

Si Nimesema??.. Si Sasa Naweza Pumzika?? Naweza Kojoa Nilale?

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Shocking! 83 arrested for participating in Bhang competition in Murang’a

Eighty three people have been arrested for allegedly participating in a bhang competition at Kenol town in Murang’a County.
Police said they had been tipped off by members of the public about the Sunday party at the hotel.

Murang’a South Sub-County Police Commander John Ondit said the suspects planned the competition at a popular joint in Kenol town and were permitting entry only to those who bought at least two rolls of bhang.

He told the press that the police waited for the party to kick off before storming in and arrested them. They also impounded the rolls of bhang.

“Members of public assisted us in nabbing the suspects who had a party dubbed Rastafarian Party. For one to be allowed in the hotel, he had to buy at least two rolls of bhang; we have initiated a crackdown to arrest more after bhang uptake has risen in the area,” he said

According to the police boss, the drug peddlers in the region have change tack to attract new clients, but added that the authorities have information that will lead them to the notorious vendors.

He said school-going children are also abusing drugs and called on locals to help the police in the fight against the vice.

“Some are pretending to be Akorinos and others Rastafarians with bhang related contents in their dressings for easier identification by their clients, but we are going for them,” Mr Ondit said.

Akorinos and Rastafarians both don turbans as part of their religious practice.

He added that the traffickers have taken advantage of the busy Nairobi-Kenol-Moyale road and are hiding the bhang in petroleum tankers.

In a recent study by the National Authority for the Campaign Against Alcohol and Drug Abuse (Nacada), Murang’a County was found to be leading in drugs abuse in Mt Kenya region, with Maragua MP Mary Waithira saying her constituency was the most hard hit in the county.

“In one village alone, we have two women with mental disorder who have been impregnated by drug abusers. Children are also taking bhang while in school. We need a multi-sectoral approach to curb the menace,” she said.

The 83 suspects will be arraigned in Kigumo on Monday.

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DP Ruto is least qualified to be president- Hon .Martha Karua

Former Gichugu member of parliament Martha Karua has thrown another jab at Deputy President William Ruto together with his brigade accusing him of expressing his anger indirectly through his lieutenants.

While defending President Uhuru Kenyatta’s recent outburst in Kasarani on a section of leaders from his Jubilee party, and in particular Mt Kenya legislators, the former long-standing member of parliament for the Gichugu Constituency claimed that despite Uhuru being an angry President, he was also addressing a section of angry leaders in the party led by his Deputy William Ruto.

Dr. William Ruto. His recent campaign trails aren’t going down well with a section of Mt. Kenya leaders. Photo/File
” I think he was addressing members mainly from his party. Before we could call the President angry, I think we also have angry Jubilee members. We also have an angry Deputy President. Though he displays it once in a while, his anger is always displayed through his supporters.” said Karua

Martha Karua: Before we call the president angry, I would say we have angry Jubilee members or even an angry DP. He (DP) may not always display it but it is displayed through his supporters
This equals an angry national leadership .

Martha Karua was responding to a question posed to her by Citizen Tv journalist Sam Gituku when he appeared at the station for a morning talk show Sema na Citizen on Monday morning.

Sam had asked Karua if the President was justified in bashing his MPs from Mt Kenya region asking them to retreat back to their constituencies and pursue developments when it was clear that the developments were the mandate of the executive.

On the 2022 early campaigns that had already put William Ruto at loggerheads with his Boss Uhuru Kenyatta, Karua declined the claims that Ruto had not officially announced the start of his 2022 campaigns saying that the actions and recent words by his Tanga-tanga lieutenants were already expressing William Ruto’s stand on the 2022 campaigns.

“How can one say that William Ruto had not started his 2022 campaigns officially? You don’t have to say it in words rather actions. If you are moving along with groups who usually campaign while demanding things from electorates in your presence, then you are the one speaking.” posed Karua

It is not the first time the once vocal MP is castigating William Ruto. Karua has been reading from a different script from the Deputy President ever since the 2007-2008 disputed Presidential election results.

Two months ago, the NARC Kenya party leader accused Ruto of allegedly insulting a Kenyan community in his past speech. This was after a video of DP William Ruto insulting a Kenyan community went viral in April this year.

“Those people telling us a lot of stories, don’t we know them? They are destroyers. If not destroying houses, then it is railway lines. If not so, they are separating friends.” Ruto had said in April in one of his functions.

Karua had shamed the DP of profiling an entire Luo community insisting that it was not the first time the DP was using insults rather insisting that it had been his routine. She currently joined Musalia Mudavadi of ANC in calling for Ruto’s resignation following his fake assassination letter currently doing round on social media sites.

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Tanga Tanga youths assures DP Ruto of their support as he tours Nyamira county

A section of youths allied to DP William Ruto’s camp from Nyamira issued a statement on Sunday hours to the DP’s return to Nyamira scheduled on Monday.

The team under Ben Mogaka described Dr Ruto as a development oriented leader, adding that he’s welcome to the county.

“Tomorrow we have an important visitor at Ekerenyo. As everyone knows DP Ruto is a leader who prioritizes development. DP Ruto does not like telling stories and lies,” Mogaka said in a video making rounds on social media.

Mogaka added: “We as team DP Ruto Nyamira, we officially welcome DP William Samoei Ruto to Ekerenyo, North Mugirango, Nyamira County. Karibu sana our next president”.

Deputy President William Ruto has been making several trips to the vote rich Gusii region ahead of the 2022 polls.

Ruto is keen to get votes from the regions perceived to be the former prime minister Raila Odinga’s stronghold.

Residents in Nyamira and Kisii Counties have been rallying behind opposition leader Raila Odinga for several years now.

DP Ruto on Monday will be hosted by Kitutu Masaba MP Shadrack Mose and North Mugirango MP Joash Nyamoko.

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Update: Safaricom CEO Bob Collymore to be buried tomorrow in private ceremony.

Safaricom CEO Bob Collymore will be laid to rest in a private ceremony to be attended by invited guests tomorrow.

The demise of the business titan came early in the morning at 3am after he passed on at his Nairobi home after battling Leukemia for a long period.

He took a nine-month medical leave in late 2017 to undergo cancer treatment in England and returned to Kenya in July 2018.

Being a person who socialized with everyone, celebrities stormed social media with condolences, sharing the great moments they had with him.
Due to health reasons, the soft Spoken CEO was planning to step down in August 2019 to go seek for further treatments but the government’s insistence he should be succeeded by a Kenyan had delayed announcing a replacement, forcing the CEO’s service to be extended for a further 12 months.
During his tenure at Kenya’s biggest telecommunication company Safaricom, Bob Collymore made tremendous achievements.

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Bob Collymore was aware of his waiting death in July- Jeff Koinange

Citizen TV News Anchor Jeff Koinange has come out to reveal that deceased Safaricom Chief Executive Officer Bob Collymore was aware of his impending demise and was ready for it.

Speaking on Day Break show on Monday, the prominent media personality narrated his last moments with Collymore during a lunch get-together at his (Collymore’s) Nairobi home on Saturday June 29, 2019.

Jeff Koinange on Bob Collymore’s death: A number of us had known this was coming…Bob had informed us.
We knew he was not going to last very long

He had been told by his doctors not to make any long-term plans… #DayBreak pic.twitter.com/qOnD1yG5Yj

— Citizen TV Kenya (@citizentvkenya) July 1, 2019

According to Mr. Koinange, Collymore had previously revealed to him as well as a few close friends that he had been informed by his doctors that he did not have a long time to live.

The Jeff Koinange Live host however stated that the news did not shake Collymore’s spirit, adding that he was prepared for the end.

Jeff Koinange: Safaricom was in the process of naming a new CEO because he (Bob Collymore) informed those in charge that he was not going to make it for the whole year that was extended to him.

They had a successor and were going to name one this week #DayBreak pic.twitter.com/PeiU1IQpei

— Citizen TV Kenya (@citizentvkenya) July 1, 2019

“He kept saying ‘I’ve lived a good life, I have some regrets, it’s not a perfect life…nobody’s perfect, but I’m ready now.”

Koinange added that, occasionally during the get-together, Collymore would experience some pain on his spine and get up and stretch before sitting back down to engage with them.

Later on in the evening, he (Collymore) walked them back to their vehicles and, as they left his home, they promised to visit him again during the course of the week; only to receive a call Monday morning that he had passed.

Koinange also narrated his first ever meeting with the deceased back when he used to host a TV show at another media house.

He revealed that he at first thought Collymore was a bodyguard to then Safaricom CEO Michael Joseph who was his guest on the show on that day since he (Collymore) had earpieces on similar to ones worn by security personnel.

It was only after the interview that Michael Joseph, now Kenya Airways Board Chairman, introduced Collymore to Koinange as an employee at their Vodacom offices in South Africa.

“Weeks later they make the announcement that MJ (Michael Joseph) has done his 10 years and his successor is about to be named…and the successor appeared on the screen; it was that ‘bodyguard’,” said Koinange.

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Raila, Uhuru, Ruto lead country in mourning THE DEATH of Bob Collymore, Safaricom CEO

Kenya woke up to sad news of the demise of Safaricom CEO, Bob Collymore.

He died on Monday morning at his home in Nairobi after battling Leukemia for a long period.

He took a nine-month medical leave in late 2017 to undergo cancer treatment in England and returned to Kenya in July 2018.

Being a person who socialized with everyone, celebrities stormed social media with condolences, sharing the great moments they had with him.

My condolences go out to the friends and family of Mr Bob Collymore as well as the entire Safaricom fraternity.
Bob served our country with dedication and sustained us as a communication hub in Africa. May his soul rest in eternal peace.

— Raila Odinga (@RailaOdinga) July 1, 2019

Go well, my Brother and My Friend! Rest with the Angels! You ran a good race…and you made a CHANGE! #ripbobcollymore pic.twitter.com/wZxmgoaBER

— Jeff Koinange, MBS (@KoinangeJeff) July 1, 2019

A very sad day indeed. My thoughts go out to the family, friends, colleagues and all his loved ones. @bobcollymore was a great man, a great leader who build not only @SafaricomPLC
but Kenya as a whole. Your spirit lives on Bob! Forever in our hearts. #RIPBobCollymore pic.twitter.com/CQFhBsomdc

— Xtian Dela™ (@xtiandela) July 1, 2019

Such News ain't even BREAKING NEWS they are HEART BREAKING NEWS 😢😢😥😥 He was such a productive person to the economy of this great nation 😥😥🇰🇪
WE LOVED YOU BOB, BUT GOD LOVED YOU MORE
Rest In Paradise Bob Collymore #ripbobcollymore pic.twitter.com/yJ2UJtt4QO

— SIALAH🇰🇪 (@nathansialah_) July 1, 2019

"It is with deep sadness that I have this morning received news of the death of #BobCollymore after years of battling cancer. As a country, we've lost a distinguished corporate leader whose contribution to our national wellbeing will be missed." ~ President Uhuru Kenyatta.

— Ma†e †ongola ™ (@Mate_Tongola) July 1, 2019

Rest in peace Bob Collymore.Juliani and l had the pleasure of showing him the kind of life most Safaricom customers live.We took him to the markets and ghettos.Bob and l disagreed because of my activism and fell out but he was a decent man. My condolences to Wambui and the kids. pic.twitter.com/nYvIdo1Nrv

— Boniface Mwangi (@bonifacemwangi) July 1, 2019

Bob Collymore was a distinguished corporate titan, whose shrewd leadership at the helm of Safaricom was commendable. He steered the company to new heights and contributed immensely to the evolution of Kenya's corporate scene.

— William Samoei Ruto, PhD (@WilliamsRuto) July 1, 2019

I am deeply saddened to learn of the passing on of Safaricom CEO Bob Collymore. His leadership at the most successful company in Kenya will greatly be missed. My condolences go out his family and the entire Safaricom fraternity. May his soul rest in eternal peace. pic.twitter.com/v1v7F7l3k7

— Governor Hassan Joho (@HassanAliJoho) July 1, 2019

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