Tuesday, September 20, 2016

HOW Governor Joho’s Political Move CAUGHT Uhuru Statehouse Operatives and Raila ‘Kitchen Cabinet’ UNAWARES……

SAY HALLO TO TEAM FRESH 2.0
He came, he conquered and left the political Jeremiahs in utter disbelief. To the uninitiated, what happened in Mombasa was considered a “knee-jerk” reaction but to trained minds, this was a well thought out affair that was driven by a consummate political aficionado.

It is therefore, not surprising that the crescendo in Mathare caught the Thomases unawares and just like weather forecasters, they could only report about it’s extent and aftermath but had zero powers to stop it.

Attempts to counter its impact, left the political leprechauns stranded in the mezzanine floor while the vibrant Deputy Party leader and his brigade were Northbound! The upshot was a dose of humiliation for the history books. Mlango Kubwa ‘rally’ versus the sea of humanity in Mathare must now be a case study for what not to do in political campaigns.

Mombasa Governor Hassan Joho’s name is now engraved in the mind of every living mammal in Kenya. And this time, he is a man on a mission – a two-pronged mission. First, get THE ENIGMA elected, then secondly, take on an abrasive Deputy President who has made it his business to remind Kenyans every single day, how amejipanga.

With this new push, Joho intends to finish what the initial Team Fresh had envisioned but the mission aborted midstream and then use this as a springboard for a presidential stab in 2022.

Judging from the reception and the political tea leaves that followed, Joho is on a steady path to political success. But, how does he ensure that this new push doesn’t get hijacked or torpedoed by ultra-hyper folks who are up to no good?

For starters, I do not claim to be an evangelist of political smarts and I am sure the suits at his political tent are able folks who can do wonders. But even when folks were on cloud nine, knocked out on trances of political orgasm, a few individuals, incredibly, found ways to dampen the spirit of party comity by stirring the pot!

Here was the deputy leader of a major party, singlehandedly pushing the political vitals of a nation and yet others were busy taunting and planting seeds of intra-party schisms . For this push to hold, Joho must move with clinical precision and tame the lone rabblerousers, employ Rovian politicos with a knack for dealing with stray teammates, hire David-esque consultants who can weave his personal narrative into the national conversation for maximum political results.

In the past, most party initiatives became a cropper because of competing interests inspired by sheer jealousy. Joho has proven that he can be a patient individual, some of his former teammates at the defunct Team Fresh, couldn’t stand the heat and lived up to President Harry Truman’s quote.

Joho’s patience is now yielding dividends but it’s now time to pick, as teammates, solid individuals with proven track records. As Deputy Party leader and the obvious heir apparent, competing interests should not be tolerated under his tenure. Politics is a bloodsport and it’s definitely not a game for ambulance chasers waiting for free and easy rides.

For Joho to keep the momentum, serious legwork must be established on this new machine and political hygiene must be maintained at all times by getting rid of fence-sitters. There is no political elixir, hard work and tough decisions abound. But if there is anyone out there who has the chutzpah, wherewithal and the guts to get it done, it’s His Excellency Governor Hassan Joho.

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Monday, September 19, 2016

Uhuru’s Wameze Mata Sisi Tukikula Nyama Statement was in BAD TASTE


By Dorcas S
I have argued on this forum that the President of the Republic of Kenya is a unifying personality. The Presidency ought to bring ALL Kenyans together irrespective of party affiliations, ideological leanings and ethnic composition.

This might be a tall order but then to whom much is given, much is expected. The President, by virtue of his position, is placed on the highest pedestal and is judged harshly. The things ordinary mortals, ordinary politicians, nondescript public figures can get away with, the President cannot!

It is against this backdrop that I have an issue with his remarks in Narok, during Ole Ntimama’s burial ceremony. His statement, “Watameza mate sisi tukikula nyama”, was in bad taste. Boasting about how you eat meat as others feed on air burgers was disrespectful and arrogant to the vast majority who live on less than a dollar a day. These are Kenyans who eat meat once a year. And yet they are the same Kenyans he wants their votes! What is the President’s obsession with meat?

Not very long ago he said newspapers are for wrapping meat! The print media employs thousands of Kenyans. This was akin to belittling a section of Kenyans who get their daily bread from the distribution and sale of newspapers including suppliers. These companies contribute significantly towards the exchequer without which government operations would suffer irreparable damage.

The Governor of Kwale, Salim Mvurya can get away with the “mwishowe wataishia kumeza mate sisi tukila nyama” slur. After all he is head of a small County at the coast (no pun intended). Not so the President. He has to guard his tongue, measure his words and consider the repercussions of every word that he utters in public.

Munishi sang, “Ulimi kiungo kidogo matatizo yake makubwa”. A bright opposition would use the President’s words to their advantage. They should use his reckless statement to depict him as a bourgeois who doesn’t care about the holloi polloi and, hopefully, run away with victory in the 2017 election.

His excellency Uhuru Muigai Kenyatta bit more than he could chew. He has given his side kicks a hard time trying to control the damage caused by his uncalled for remarks.

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Rt Hon Raila SET FOR A Working TRIP of Taita Taveta and Kwale Counties

Opposition leader Raila Odinga has returned to the country from a four day visit to Germany and will embark on a four day visit of the counties of Taita-Taveta and Kwale starting tomorrow, 20thSeptember 2016 to 23rd September 2016.
Mr Odinga will begin his tour of the two counties from Taita Taveta, where he is set to hold a series of meetings with ODM and community grassroots leaders in Oloitokitok, Taveta, Wundanyi, Mwatate and Voi between Tuesday and Thursday.
On Friday, Mr Odinga will be in Kwale County for meetings with ODM and community leaders, including religious leaders in Ukunda and Kwale Town.
DENNIS ONAYNGO
SEPTEMBER 19, 2016

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EXCLUSIVE: WAJIR County Residents ROLL RED CARPET for Governor Hassan Joho, PROMISED to DEFEND Muslim RIGHTS

Governor Hassan Ali Joho today moved his #MobilizingForRaila2017 to Wajir County where he assured the Somali community to defend their rights and defend devolution to ensure equitable distribution of resources to all Kenyans.

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DETAILED ACCOUNT of HOW Hon Aden Duale was CHASED and HUMILIATED in Maili Tatu, Meru for INSULTING Raila

By Onyango Ochieng Jnr

I forgot to tell you that Jubilee parrot Duale was chased on Saturday like a chicken thief in Meru (Maili Tatu) where he had gone to represent Ruto who went to sunbath in Canada.

I also forgot to tell you that it all started when he started to rain invective on the person and character of Raila.

Oh I forgot to tell you how people walked out in droves like Githurai residents walking out of that morning train at railways in town. The remaining ones screamed, heckled and threw barbs at Duale like Mongoose caught trying to catch a chicken, oh like an evil spirit.

Aden Duale had to run away faster than a man being chased by the devil. Apparently he is blaming his tongue for always thinking faster than his brains. Meru people told him to go and disrespect people in his village not MERU

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…after SUCCESSFUL Nairobi Rally, Governor Joho will be in Wajir Today, #MobilizingForRaila2017

After a successful #MobilizingForRaila2017 rally and road show in Nairobi yesterday, ODM deputy party leader and Governor of Mombasa County HE Ali Hassan Joho is expected in to land in Wajir town today where he will preside over a funds drive and later address a mammoth rally.

Hon Joho will be accompanied by his protege Hon Junet Mohamed, Hon Ahmed Papa, five governors and several MPs from the Northern Frontier districts.
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Sunday, September 18, 2016

HOW Hon Mishi Mboko ROCKED ODM Nairobi Gov Joho Rally at Mathare Murilo Grounds

In characteristic hard hitting Swahili speech Mombasa Women Rep Hon Mishi Mboko was a darling of many ODM supporters and yesterday she did not disappoint. Ladies and Gentlemen, Hon Mishi Mboko uncensored>>>

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