There is NO HONOUR AMONG THIEVES, Eurobond, NYS, Devolution Ministry ‘Sex Toys’

THERE IS NO HONOUR AMONG THIEVES!

By Joseph Githu via Facebook

When the Eurobond and NYS thieves were on the run the story was different,
Many graphs, pie charts and economic growth in some people’s pockets nonsense was published by the convener of ‪#‎36bloggers‬!

The key members of ‪#‎teampilau‬ bought japanese cars, ‪#‎teammursik‬ bought german and premier British vehicles, ‪#‎teammafisi‬ lost girlfriends due to the hard economic times, while ‪#‎thirdforce‬ presented a petition to the President of the Republic of Kenya!

The politicaly correct individuals took banking a notch higher by secretly introducing ‪#‎pillowbanking‬, while homes worth millions of shillings were bought cash!….surely the economy was doing exemplary well!

Sex toys and condoms became vote head items and self proclaimed billionaires started showing up in Kenya and on TV shows!

Toyota vx v8 became a common car on kenyan roads while the government would barely meet its monthly obligation!
Fast forward!!!!!

When the NYS and eurobond thieves were finally cornered,
The vx vehicles vanished from the roads!

The bar graphs and pie charts were nowhere to be found and dilligently replaced by a pastors moment!

The open desk at the treasury detailing the infrastructure projects undertaken by the bond and the open door at the cabinet secretaries office was replaced with river road summons for Raila odinga to go to a police station!

Threats were thrown all over, but Raila refused to cow down!

Finally!

Rotich started the chorus!, it’s baffling beyond crazy how one can spend 196 billion and has absolutely nothing to show for it!……but rotich has owned up, “we cannot show any infrastructure project that 196 billion shillings was utilised for!”

Never mind we can all see what 27 billion did on thika super highway! …..kenyans are expected to accept and move on and say “Raila will never be the president of kenya”

But of course a poor kikuyu like me should not criticise this goverment because it’s ours, ours my foot!
Today with all the honors of an elder I salute the right honourable Raila Odinga!

Merry Christmas everyone and know that we will start paying for the bond at 9 billion per month from next month!……you, your children and your grand children!…… may the born baby JESUS change our economic situation!

‪#‎turihamwe‬ #thirdforce!

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