Thursday, July 14, 2016

…a few Things to CHECK if You have some BRAINS……

By Caroline Gikunda via FB

If you find yourself taking pictures of an accident scene and sharing the pictures on social media, ignore the scent of your perfume, civilization is yet to catch with you.

If you find yourself beeping people on “private number”, be it your husband’s mistress, yet you are an adult …honestly, what do you want? How can you be helped? The call went through or the line you’re tried to beep is off, so what?

If you find your self in a clean public toilet in a mall or office, and you somehow leave it dirtier than you found it, don’t be convinced by the size of your heels or the make of your watch that you’ve evolved…you’re lucky to be walking on your twos.

If you find yourself irritating your fellow motorists on the road by not obeying traffic rules only to give them a middle finger salute when you’re confronted…is your head also running by fuel like your machine or do you have some brains?

If you find yourself hating on me, not because what I write doesn’t make any logical sense to you but simply coz I happen to be an Amerucan born around Mt Kenya area…check your good ‘behind’ for a tail, it must be somewhere!

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