Thursday, March 17, 2016

DICKED! DICKED! Top 10 ex-powerful women Jubilee regime has ‘dickmatized’

Girl, if a man lives in your house, sleeps all day, hangs out with his friends with your money, you’re Dickmatized!

If your stupid-ass baby daddy who doesn’t support you nor his child still comes to get some pussy and you agree fully to it, you are chronically Dickmatized!

If you are a single mother and you allow this man to come bang you when your kids or kid is around, you are stupid, and you’re also dickmatized [please don’t traumatize children with sexual drama I beg.

If you have a ‘Husband’ who pretends he is depressed for lack of job for the last 13years, he sleeps all day, you pay all bills, the kids school fees plus his small sister’s college fee, and still give him depression allowance because he is great in bed anyway, Woman, you’ve been dickmatized!

If he gives you nothing more than YOUR bedroom match and his praying-mantis styles on fleek, then after he leaves all you feel is sadness and emptiness, you are Dickmatzed!

If he hasn’t married you but beats you, black and purple for not cooking on time, then dicks you immediately and you smile and forgive him, you are under the Dickspell!

If when he threatens to leave, you cry and kneel to beg, when he doesn’t do anything else for you including changing your bulbs, you’ve been severely Dickmatized!

When he only visits you once in three months and you still throw him a birthday party that he gets late to show up for or even doesn’t show up at all, girl you’re Dickmatized!

If he asks you to hide in his closet because his landlady is knocking, and you still insist on giving him your freaky self the next day, girl, you are so Dickmatized!

If he lives in Kisumu and you travel all the way from Kiambu to go be dicked every weekend, you’re very Dickmatized!

He came into your life and you abandoned your family & friends? you’re Dickmatized!

Here are top weomen Jubilee regime dickmatized.

  1. Gladys Boss Shollei
  2. Charity Ngilu
  3. Prof. Jane Onsongo
  4. Irene Keino
  5. Maryanne Keitany
  6. Catherine Namuye
  7. Josephine Kabura Irungu
  8. Grace Kaindi
  9. Prof. Jane Akenga
  10. Anne Waiguru

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