In Facebook post, dissident Uganda scholar Dr. Stella Nyanzi, a research fellow at Makerere Institute of Social Research (MISR) has confessed that she will abstain from sex and masturbation if Museveni wins the forth-coming Uganda presidential elections.
The don said she is ”so desperate for change” that if Dr. Kiiza Besigye wins, she will look for a mate with a ”healthy sperm” and conceive a baby she’ll name after Besigye. However, should Museveni win, that will be her end with orgasm. See her post below:
“I am so desperate for change in our nation’s government that when Kiiza Besigye wins the presidential elections, I will conceive a baby and name it after him. Since I am turning forty-two years later this year, I doubt I will still be reproductive when the next elections come by in 2021. So: to celebrate Besigye’s win that will oust Museveni next month, I swear, I will look for a mate with healthy sperm, and conceive my last borne child called Baby TwesigaBesigye2016.
This child will symbolise a new lease on life.
But should our land remain under the thirty-year curse and Yoweri Museveni wins the presidential elections, I will abstain from sex and masturbation until he goes off the presidency. I will take wet clay and plug my birth canal. I will firmly close up the gates to my womanly pleasure spots with concrete cement and seal them off with Super Glue.
I will mourn; smearing ashes on myself as if I am in costume for a drama based on one of those biblical books from the Old Testament. I will sew myself seven loose panties made of bark cloth for burying the dead and wear one each day of the week until Museveni leaves power.”
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